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1 today sent a cell phone received a lot of buddies congratulate information: I hope you a merry holiday today,Nike Shox Dreams! I am puzzled, considering tomorrow is Valentine's Day ah, then cornered around and asked roommate, roommate A: February 13, today, I hope you a Happy Day 2B! .. TMD.

2. Today's 5-year-old daughter, let me assist her do something. I said: can be truly nice ah ... ... Roommate: years from the time her mama came out of the body, the body in the titular old from my dad out of time. I suddenly sounded inside the cow to understand .. TMD

4. Today,Nike Shox TL3, girlfriend voyage, told me that she bought a ######y pajamas. I said: I am overjoyed, replied: iphone4 it was stolen, try holding the viewpoint, I give myself a cell phone bring a txt message: : stuck in an infinite reverie, and into the wearing room is preparing to test your pants off when Boba charm suddenly every door asked me softly: more, half not the nerve to all over ... ... TMD

7. Today,Nike Shox Sko Norge, Valentine's Day,Nike Shox Monster, a sworn signature on the QQ wrote: Which we must take a holiday today, girl, next year to give you one small two! .... TMD

8. Shangfen today to my grandmother, my grandmother saw a neighbor next to the pills down, and wanted to help them, that the tablets are plastic, for a long time to transform very breakable, I compel superfluous trample a small chip! Was very horrified, and she annotated that I would not intentionally, is to help him help them. My mother in the next set of eggs, said: all right, your grandmother ambition be with him in the following explanation .. TMD

9. Dinner today, I heard a pair next to dialogue, mm: how to switch your cell phone Pinyin? He said: reception clasp chrysanthemums ah. mm think about the next, and flew favor a serious insight to do opposition the base of the phone went very a while ... Can I mention brother, not to mention that * opener daisy key okay ... TMD

10. Today a friend to do something with relatives, leaving the handsome brother sent me out, I lovingly said to him: . . TMD

11. Today, elective courses, chose by Japanese girlfriends pulled together, mostly girls in class, had a few boys, one more to my taste (the current bf), Consequently, let's not hesitate to go Taoci. I: Hello classmates ~ ~ 1000 words here Province elective Why Japanese? He: In order to be able to read. TMD!

12. Today, I went to a regional tourism,Nike Shox Kvinner, the foreman with the signature trays (boiled eggs in urine Boy) remedy me, my clever euphemism small quibble namely does not dine egg, the results of the foreman lukewarm, said: that You soup it! TMD

13. Today, I finally know how the fish tank in the dead of the. My sister in to the spray tank detergent, for she ambitioned to smell the fish with lemon flavor. TMD

14. Today is my first appointment the past few months. In the dessert, the other celebration told a little joke is not comic, in order to show the size of my friendship and I haha. The result was sweet voice stuck, occasion I spit the ultimate chart. TMD

15. Stopping along today to New Year, hanging himself in a pile in front of a bunch of relatives is not married with critique of how! Also, because the elders can not say your Pishi baby! TMD

16. Today, the ordinarily quite timid and introverted boyfriend suddenly said something quite frightful words: > above sister scarf drifting down the air back, equitable apt be nailed bike deal, nearly suffocated a sister! TMD

18. Today, an old male and I speak approximately the cost of pork, I told him I do not understand, I am a vegetarian. He replied, that was how a portly bitch. My husband and I began from his age institute two exchanges, not before during the other human. TMD!

20. Aunt busy with a point today, the contradictions, really apologize the past at ikea to buy something to beg, to the aunt hands me: my aunt I was bad. Aunt, said: Regardless of what Regardless, I did not your mother this .. TMD

21. Today, on the aircraft, originally intended to bully the flight attendants, hair repast, I said: you do not have a tissue? MM from his pocket and took out a tissue to me; I asked: You do no have a toothpick, she took out his pocket and from different toothpick; sibling is reduced, ask you do not have disposable chopsticks,Nike Shox Torch, MM sub-delivered the chopsticks
to me, and said something, then I **: I do not like the duo pluck A imagine? TMD

22. Today has been a bastard called me at my blog, because he offended some time ago, I said ah you tired so much hair each day, him not tired, that he should brush with fooling my blog, my blog post top to Sina blog home sheet for all to kas long asI
is SB ... TMD

23. Today, I woke up, her husband is not bed, I thought he was in the alive room. So shy to shout: A voice back to me: TMD!

24. Today, my boyfriend work to companies to participate in the maximum ugly race raiment, he wore a published later my component remover according to a easy white tee, got the first results. TMD!

25. Today the entire kin to penetrate mango play costume membrane Dad you do it? - My dad feeble weak answer: You tin cry me Armagh. . . TMD