1, a woman's 'depreciation rate' it is truly amazing, from the 'new' Mother becomes 'old' woman, takes only a night scene.
2, contraceptive effect: not successful, then into 'people'.
3, to see beautiful women in the street,
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4, money, as I like dirt,
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5, sit tonight, tomorrow morning ups, prone tomorrow, the day after tomorrow ... ... training support, and sometimes is that simple .
6, I know I'm not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
7,
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8, a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
9, do not scold their children are small bastard, because from the perspective of genetics, which is detrimental to the parents.
10, real bread is omnipotent, hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread,
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11, a man said inner beauty, which refers to the bra, not the heart.
12, then saw the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead. Depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria: billions of dollars of property at home, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle ######y ,
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13, my father asked me what to pursue in life? I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I answered career and love, the father appreciated touched my head.
14, except for one, and the remaining columns are filled to the very good \
15, I realized that the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
16, life is really Meijin Er, last month one of my children to my buddy borrowed 4000 dollars, that to do a plastic surgery , the result is I do not know what he looks like he turned into a.
17, I think I should go to lose weight, and the last to donate blood, actually out of a hundred milliliters of lard.
18, if the marriage is the tomb of love, a wedding anniversary celebration once a year, is in 'grave' out.
19, a Miss Night, Lu Yu a robber: \ : \ That is really my life cloudless, starry sky ... ...
21, man, is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
22, Valentine's Day, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put holding you in my arms ... ... A few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
23, life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
24, cats and cows say hello. Cows are fun cat said: You're so young to a long beard! Cat very angry and said: how do you not so much a bra.
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30, if the marriage is the tomb of love, that model couple at best, but a 'demonstration Cemetery' Bale.
31, the father of her daughter's boyfriend, said sternly: \ the other thing was you? \
33, a stuttering examiners, the students found a peep, shouted angrily: \.
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