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I was born in an ordinary family, the parents healthy, grandparents, several aunts and uncles.
said, I was born, the northern sky, clouds appear a gradually from far to near, after migrating to the roof of my house, turned into one word: nice!
father saw me, the hoarse cry of a half, he did not believe that I killed his children inherited the chromosome, several rushed to my mother carrying a kitchen knife bed, waving that make me Zhancheng mess, nursing mothers lifeless, I was able to survive.
Later, the mother in order to prove his innocence, and took his father to go to hospital for a paternity test,
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a handsome little practice nurses through, I saw the infant, immediately found a box of red ink pad, and put my fingerprint down, and to offer good hair suddenly spread, telling me murmured: Fat King and stay, if not married in this life you do not cut hair, clear light Buddha, Intimates Gui ......
mother rushed outside to walk, trot, accidentally ran into a maternity waiting to have children next door to the old lady, old lady pulled the mother, kindly said: Boy, what urgent ah, so what things too hard, ah? Do Britain a child ah ......
Chande upset by her mother, opened a quilt, the old lady saw me and immediately got crazy with like, the tears rushing, a butt squatting down to the ground, shaking his head scream: I had had 50 years ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My mother,
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to fifteen years old, not daring to go to school, is not never been to kindergarten when not dare to go on for a long time, and all children of teachers plus Dean Park are crazy, my face was swollen a little girl's parents became watermelon and aunts Kuangou children, not for anything else, because they and I was born in a years period, police out in force to quell the violence be considered.
year my house was fishing, and never empty-handed. The most interesting is that our family there are a hundred kilometers from the sea, they often ditch in front of a small Xiu Shui caught tuna, and sea turtles found in the haystack behind the egg. Later, after investigation, the original front of my house all year round because there have been many women crying and tears ingredients rich in amino acids and proteins, is ideal for tuna and sea turtles lay their eggs survive to lay eggs, long years, the tears of those women together into a small beach. When I was fifteen to the beach flourishing; to my eighteenth birthday, this beach is very rapid development, they were known as: Hawaii.
one time I really Mende Huang, ran out of the house secretly at night, I was ready to see if the female animals and ran wild, who knows I go out, in addition to a scream, do not chase past. I carefully looked back and found out that they all collapsed on the beach there is a court ......
sue me, said I destroyed a family's happiness. That his wife had seen when I was six, after being photographed in the photo, then competing with her husband for a divorce. After the court accepted, I issued a summons. I received a summons that they would appear in court, because this life is unbearable. However, there is no return to the court summons, because in my signature there, so half way is the postman postman ...... later sentenced to 122 years in prison.
television came to interview me, and carry the camera guy fainted three times, responsible for the record that the girl had written in Chinese life and life to Italian plus Spanish. Broadcast time, as television stations carried the mosaic of my facial treatment, the next day was smashed ,......
earmarked for the United Nations, I built a hiding place,
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I am quiet, but also the extreme boredom, I stood peak cry: I do not! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Suddenly, the sky came a quiet requiem Mi's voice: No, you lied ......
God, you can not lie to me ...... I'm angry, very angry! ! ! Asked God: Why did you make me handsome! ! ! ! !
requiem that the voice of God came again: What did you say?
my body limp, sobbing loudly: Why am I handsome ...... ......
God was silent a moment, God can speak: you humble ......
that moment, I want to jump from the top ......
suddenly rushed down the mountain with a team of people to the mountains,
me mad! ! !
I stood on a stone cliff face, hysterical: You dare to come! ! ! I'll jump! ! The crowd stood still, the stunning silence ......
crowd began to stir, as many people possessed general,
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me alone ......
send protection I was female , a woman proud to see my side. Everest since the last incident, the scientists found that the original is so strong human potential, because that Everest incident, ten percent of a terminal illness, ten percent of people with disabilities, as well as ten percent mentally ...... many cancer patients (female) in order to see my side, have struggled for over ten years, cancer has become the star, some people with disabilities (female) since seeing me, they got rid of accompanied by several decades of crutches and wheelchairs, a few hundred meters further Crack the several world records.
desperation, World War III broke out. Men in order to maintain their dignity, the use of the atomic bomb ......
After the blast, I was the only one alive, because I was protected in the anti-nuclear area. I came out of the earth barren, everywhere is war, after the desolation and ruin ......
Suddenly, I found the ground there are creatures! It was a cockroach! ! ! Strong vitality of cockroaches, beyond everyone's expectations. I won only cockroaches, old man in tears, it would only cockroaches shake. I looked around, the original in my feet, is a cockroach! Mother of all! ! ! While the coastline, all eyeing the public cockroaches! ! ! ! !
Who would the Earth's World War IV, even among the ......
in cockroaches Postscript: I died millions of years, generations of human birth, they found my bones restore my appearance, and was buried in the Arctic. In my tombstone over the year-round piece of floating clouds, changes to changes to only one word: handsome ......
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