Comedy Olympic Comments

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official comment:

1, One person
today China has won four gold medals, one merry and smiling, in order not to influence people the mood to see the Olympics, the Chinese men's Olympic team resolved to withdraw more quickly ... and, I believe, no one wants to say farewell to them!
2, Lu Jian
Our base line is this football game is no a shame, do no suck, merely they have to wreck the base line!
3, sand Tong
Here we look at a strange game - Chinese soccer team.
4, Shang Ruihua
Our two strikers in the representation of 3 games are very good. I even joked with them, so after today, tomorrow can loan to continue to play soccer.
5, a women's football girl
What can I say? Just can not applause them play right?
6, Yan Shiduo and Xie Yalong
2002 World Cup, the Chinese team Jingtun nine eggs, Yan Shiduo said: You won the esteem of people approximately the world
2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese team against Belgium, Xie Yalong said: I am in your body China hopes to watch football


civilian Comments: (specialist in civilian Yeah!!!)

1, punch flower

A, the Chinese soccer team tonight The goal: to stay in Beijing tonight to Brazil, will soon participate in the Paralympic Games held in Beijing.
B, Zheng biggest role is in the field, competitors played to a Zheng Zhi Hua.
C, very nice mood final night, because the Orangemen lose described as hearty!

2, couplet lounge

A, Hua and consultant
adviser: a flat two negate aggregate of three victorious four stops and five harmed six scrap challenge to mention seven hundred eighty-nine very fearless
Hua: Ten shot nine were eight prejudiced scrape off 6 pass 7 stops 5 lost four first-class half-hearted lofty Shangqie polluted

adviser: rowdy rough rough blot Lulu flat cilia lose lose
Hua: paste muddled Tu mediocre failure failure failure

mid-adviser: not allowed in the stadium could escape a small radio football comic funny
Hua: opponents before they buffet the belly and kick crotch cry foreigners beware beware

B, Li Yu. Poppy
of the Union: Chinese Men misery
second line: like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
scroll reads: No one on the radio
companion
Contact: inquire how fret
second line Chinese men's soccer: deemed to reserve a group of prostitutes brothel
scroll reads: always shoot

3, noted aphorism

1. Live Life away from the national football
2. smoking is noxious to health, seeing football harmful life
3. look in money to see Premiership football death
4. the proper use of digital TV can be forcible in preventing Orangemen
5 up and really play football is not a ailment fatal
6. If the Chinese team can score, I concession! - Osama binary Laden
if the Chinese team can score, I'll stop nuclear weapons! - Ahmadinejad
if the Chinese team can score, I am aboard the reform and beginning up! - Kim
if the Chinese team can score, I'll destroy the shrine! - Junichiro Koizumi
if the Chinese team can score, pull the bulb When I considered the godfather! - Bush
whether the Chinese group can score, I believed in Buddhism! - If God
the Chinese team can score, I believe in God! - Buddha
if the Chinese team can score, I return! - Chen
if the Chinese team can score, I'll be resurrected - Arafat
if the Chinese team can score, we quit! - Chinese Football Association said last
if the Chinese team can score, I turn backwards! - If the Earth said
China is to score, I from the west! - Sun said China
If competent to score on, I went to the feline while the servant of credit! - mice that
If China is able to score, I would once anew burst! - The macrocosm eventually said
7. Angry youngster said: Chinese football is a Chinese football, you are Chinese? Soccer is not like a traitor.
Elite said: only the Chinese football community have eligible to represent the dark side.
Wu Mao said: obviously we have foreign players against players with testicular feet.
soy Party, said: We acknowledge that football is more than the black soy sauce and soy sauce is absolutely no national football rancid taste.
web special, said: According to manufacture sources, the Chinese soccer team in China's urban commando.

4, doggerel

national football status quo: the basic age of fiction, the elementary looks hideous, mind basic oxidize funny, basically by catching the offensive, passing by take a look at the basic, basic stopping by hand, extraordinary basically by a howl, and basically depend on defense hug, mini shot, shook frightened goalkeeper, goalkeeper about no hand, no worries about losing the basic, like a cluster of crazy dogs.


5, joke a basket

A, see a film
night, I am a man at home, closing the door, closed the skylight, shutters. Turn on the TV to Taiwan transferred to CCTV-5 want to look at the Chinese soccer team. just watched 5 minutes. Then suddenly base door open and I immediately got up off the TV wondered. when friends door. like seeing my embarrassment, said: wow, you A movie looking at? I quickly did not even say.
he would turn on the TV and saw the announce soccer. say: ah? you see Chinese football team in my face an instant red ??????? finished, quickly said: No, no, I was to see A chip !!!!!

B, team
A: I heard your brother play in the national team?
B: your brother was in the citizen team to activity it! you and your kin are in the national team play

C, God
a, entangling God
20xx years, an old man dying of that, trembling lip of his grandson, said:
21xx years, a dying old man knelt on the grave, could not help but explode into tears: Yeah! Eyes still wide with huge, double death it! !
grandson's decease to paradise, 1 day he met God, and God said: I can encounter you 1 hope.
He said:
grandson said: Then I want the Chinese team World Cup enabling. could get the World Cup, God said, 50 years later, South Korea shook his head: in this life to see it.
Japanese asked God when they could get the World Cup, God said, 100 years later, the Japanese shaking his head said: not to the next life.
Chinese man who asked God when they could get the World Cup,Nike Shox Sko, God cried, I do not see the

D, football vest, a man
violence die on the avenues, wearing a football on his vest, the following fun to dress women's underwear, his face drew with ponderous component...
relatives nail the body before the police in order to maintain the dignity of the deceased's last point, the Orangemen to his vest off the.

E, torture
police skipper asked: The right of the left put a TV
creek organisms God will dead, obtain on the irregular downstream residents, coastal plants proceed to variation, the residual pesticides, or biological onset? linger tuned tonight rill feet (same day you reported) 11 (Reuters): men's soccer team mate at the Beijing Olympics the Chinese team in the match with Belgium, the Chinese team after two goals in the circumstance of tenacious opponents replied 2 ruddy cards, can the Chinese team behind the game was discovered that two ruddy cards and two goals is not a notion, they still lost the game. athletes are very frustrated, have expressed the hope that FIFA changed the rules,Billige Nike Shox, the red card the same as the digit of goals, FIFA This petition is not to utter. who declined to be labeled FIFA officials said: the Chinese team to apply VERY SBLITY.
vacation in Brazil's sometime World Footballer Ronaldo Chinese players that the player is exposed Belgium testicle, it is very shocked, that abdomen portly is not aware of the two moving on shaking Ronaldo told reporters: I was fortunate, I immediately have the aptitude to steep pulchritude, playing 3P, for 2002 group match against China, I do not carry too many balls. Before the game, many players said to me, Ronnie, if you absence to get the World Cup Golden Boot, the Chinese team's game is the key. But I did not hear to their counsel, because the Chinese team before the 'spade legs Jazz' Zheng tackles the Cisse's leg, I do not want to have been such a misadventure, so I wisely chose to merely score a goal, It immediately appears that my decision was correct. reasons to stay at Manchester United. Why do I stay at Manchester United? This is Sir Alex Ferguson's credit, he said to me, 'Chris, if you insist on a move to Real Madrid,Nike Shox Torch, and I'll go to the Super League play,Nike Shox TL1, and not, as said ahead hanging your in the stands. 'Honestly, I really terror that jazz will do this, you know, jazz is said to do, he made the decision that no one can alteration. equitable want to make some of the power of the motherland, the Brazilian Olympic team can be the 1st period Olympic gold award. However, if the price of doing so is to fall in the Chinese team, under the CHINESE KONG FU, I do not know how to alternative. I hope the advisers do not bring me in game play that day, my testicles I have very deep feelings, I do not want to be intervened by Zheng elbow my front teeth, they are a sign of my fame. I am these days going with coaches to talk on the matter, but the present position is not optimistic. evolution, the emergence of steel crotch is inevitable, especially when in the face of the Chinese team. Soccer phobia right hand pointing to the shade, said: , shoot do not shoot does not go into that! wave,Nike Shox R3, awe-inspiring arrogance, said: br>
10 to 11 advantage on the paint with New Zealand

tenacious and then nine of the 11's drawback

Although we lost to Belgium's Olympic team

is a defeated team



no technology is not without enthusiasm



with no physical

not fighting

no goal

no confidence

not no soul power



We do not want to

will still rue, displeasure and complained

see them beating


9,Nike Shox Nettbutikk, melodies Chuanchuanshao

A, Chinese Kung Fu
native music: huan

attack
not play very relaxed
keep his hands on his hips sideways


we have magic legs
North Nan Quan Zheng and Song and Wang
two mains move as
Olympics was magic

(RAP) shoulder corner line, legs, sweeping human favor Yunzhongyan a
football, can not see it in training cheeky
, all within the practice bastard gas
attention of the ball like Henry, our hearts have Great

(RAP) is an ugly play, elbows to see a shot go
Chinese martial arts understand it
hands of kung fu is not deep, the foot is no match-fixing basis
Shaolin Soccer raising the conscience

head Xie Yalong, the British arm of Bear
many years to hone martial masterpieces neatness, the Olympic was magic
Olympic has magic!


B, Chinese soccer edition of Hey hey hey ah trembling center, a more than a smelly ah)
that we left to work wow wow
kicking still with a embrace
(hey hey hey also with hug ah, ninety minutes is not goals ah)
were fewer roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost children
Hey Yeah Yeah by Oh hey Oh hey
by children Yeah
were less roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost

C, br>
concert: Xie Yalong, Yin Tiesheng, Li Weifeng, Zheng Zhi, Tan Wang Song

Xie Yalong, etc.: constantly the goal to open my home to adjust World
Zhao Xuri laugh: one of the two is not surprising but likewise lose more from
Zheng / Tan Wang Song: two red cards make gift please feel
Li Weifeng: Field practice field sleepwalking is only Niubi
all football: Soccer welcomes you with moving your goal difference Points give you it does not matter all football is a congratulating to welcome you meet the same amateur team can qualify for
Yin Tiesheng: Meeting or distinct has always been polite
Qiu Shengjiong race: the same face can change the result not obtain you lose
Liu Zhen Li: My goal always open to get into a few as you
Lv Jianjun: After the combat there at the end you will love
Tao: not matter the distance are the guests please feel
Zhou Haibin: advanced less do not worry approximately the next afford you
Dong: I lived with each fable
Xie Yalong Jiang Ning writing: do not know football profession is not related to the first
Han Peng: Please do not come to court are the guests uncommunicative
FengXiaoTing: Although it does not matter that no one amazing defensive football all you
: Welcome to football then bad for you the strength of an epoch-making victory in football may also welcome you to your goal feud even if the whole earth to give you bottom of the rankings