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Reprinted from 250222455 at 22:56 on April 13, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1 ... One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently.
########## furious, roared: You have not seen his mother ########## man it!
driver also furious: I think you where the money from his mother!
2 ... Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word: I am Hong TaoLiu.
foreign guests: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
3 ... Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained:
mother:
Zai Zai:
dinner one day, asked her:
5 ... cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn how to fly.
bat watch it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own it!
6 ... and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: At this time the distance was Tizhuokuzi
out curse:
7 ... Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.
8 ... had a friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, sorry crying.
this time where one person suddenly shouted:
that friend one, but was happy to follow the call:
9 ... ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died.
ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: . a boy crush on a girl, and blow the courage and asked the boys what girls like.
discouraged the boys:
11 .. day test organisms,
エアマックス90, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds.
really do not know of a raw, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear.
invigilator very angry and asked him:
yixian the leg of a Health, said: holding her hand,
一封最牛X的请假条...., Wenhanwennuan, not a half-day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name?
the actress replied excitedly: Parrot, one day the owner was not at home, have a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wonder, This is Who?
door parrot: for gas.
14 .. one can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that he might be going to the toilet.
hand touched his mouth to lick the next point release, said: really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on!
15 .. doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think the shoes of sand to hold the pole shoes shaking, I shake ah shake ......
someone thought I was electrocuted, and picked up two sticks gave me the stick.
16 .. A professor teaching in the field:
Then he squatted on the ground with his finger a bit of cow dung, and then licking his fingers into his mouth the net.
a student quickly said:
Professor: constipation, do not pull a long dragged out.
Jun B
then rushed to another man, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun.
A monarch heard,
air max, said:
B Jun, said: the nest cattle.
police are investigating the cause of the accident, asked the Waterloo Cattle: how the turtle hit you?
nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
19 .. stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play.
one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah,
エアマックス! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
20 .. young man a couple of contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing.
a nurse broke his fist, and found a pill.
Then the little boy began to speak: A man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted:
only heard the man fall to the answer: , how to put a song to describe an elephant fart?
fox wrote: Leo's .
ant said:
23 .. two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said:
brother said: Brother of instant noodles to revenge, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beaten.
came back to the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
25 .. onto the bus for a fashionable woman, see an empty seat, then pulled out a paper towel rub fierce while, just to sit down, unfortunately put a fart.
next to a man laughed: looking for polar bears to play.
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas.
then return, walked away and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for several years.
finally came to the polar bear's door, knock on the door: - polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears: - does not play.
27 .. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
28 .. born a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect, a judge said: B A: pardon.
Upon hearing of the flight attendants
pig said:
hear flight attendants, along with the crows and pigs come from the plane dropped.
Raven smiled
pig said:
30 .. there is a rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? The boss said: no.
After a child again
Rabbit Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss said: No!
After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no.
rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
31 .. devil seize the Princess.
devil wrote: Do you not called
Princess:
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: ########! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ! It is said that the devil got
from schizophrenia.
32 .. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: He said:
33 .. someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran.
until it ran a dead end, thinking that this is done,
Dorm students to kill him!, and surprise that the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
34 .. flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts, said: wearing a seat belt in it? - girls left hand holding the book, right hand held a white dove.
school students in public school leaders convened to name a time back an endless stream.
one of the loudest voices: reading the top bird-use!
36 .. men and women to go shopping with a friend, girlfriend: Oh,
nike air max, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? Step on a lemon?
37 .. Cubs asked the little white rabbit:
Bear asked:
38 .. his father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
39 .. be a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle, watch for is driving blew a rope.
If the rope had been blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat by the tiger.
He said:
40 .. wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children:
child crying in the house all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, choking the wolf have to say: man,
エアマックス95, men are liars! ,
坚强的小三妈妈! !
41 .. the girl asked her boyfriend:
boyfriend was no way Chande: not open its eyes. Eyes open, look out the window after 15 minutes, shouting: did not take off.
hairdresser accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair, San Mao sighed and said: I simply to a carve.
but another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
45 .. Once there was a candy,
エアマックス2011, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft.
46 .. M:: Do you like me?
Female:: You guess.
M:: love!
Female: You guess again.
47 .. Title: side by side ... ... sentences.
children:: his clothes off one side, while pants.
Teacher comments:: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One.
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
subject: one after another.
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad.
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and ... and ....
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: Look.
kids: What you looking at! Never seen ah?
Comments: Do not be too pulled.
Title: thriving.
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious.
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Topic:: naive.
children write:: really hot today.
Comments:: You're naive.
Title: indeed.
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit, and turbid water.
Comments: is the phrase, not separate.
Title: first ... then .... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews ::................
Topic: What is.
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover.
Teacher comments: I die.
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