And a {cluster} of jokes, {comic} , hehe ~ ~ ~

1. a delegation to visit my school,Lacoste Trainers, leaving 20 people standing in line at the school gate prepared camera pictures, I just passing through.
delegation and one of them holding a camera to me: one like it. Guevara T-shirt kind of bulk, especially renowned that section. Sit bus, inverse the station a child and her mommy. Children saw him get T-shirt, his mother: Mom, look KFC grandfather. . . Man to be bomb. . . My mommy said after more mine: the child, it was not KFC grandfather, it was Uncle Lei Feng. . .

3. and a boyfriend to conversation, said the mushroom of saliva strewed, splashed on his face. Then he wiped his hand instinctively. I am a bit embarrassed, but deliberately shift focus pretending to be maddening: fat rabbit V. 13:19:03
before medicinal school that ambitions to do the stool tests to ~
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then each people are going to bring a little purple cat ~
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then it
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that alumni - with CTF bag and boxes filled.
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then halfway - being a motorcycle snatched the

5. a female friend, especially a small chest, where everyday we Mai Tai, she one daytime this person had had enough, so they rushed us cried: to it!
dirt in the process is by inches the high platform of the lifeguard (commander) on the microphones shouted: Please memorandum that parents with children, see themselves and their babies, principally with their children and with someone else's wife, amuse do not put their children aside,Lacoste Strap Trainers, I tin see it!

7. In universities there are several classes together on the big class, large lecture halls sit an to two hundred mathematics of people. This class is instructed in appending to the first three rows behind the doing of entire the. First partition is the large course of the morning, then, people constantly come to eat with breakfast, milk dumplings fried dough sticks or someone, the teacher eye, close 1 eye even if the. Afterwards, whatsoever, school breakfast is strictly disallowed, for there is a bowl of wonton buddy Duanliao Yi came ... ...
big classroom infrequent ultra-quiet, with everyone in the ravioli filled with incense and the man struggling to eat ravioli in the sound of Xiliuxiliu pacify.

8. words that day study up to class, I made a smoking, then to the restroom to cloud. I shit in the side edge of the school is generally smoking. I entered the restroom, put him in the mouth Diao last a cigarette, and then into a squatting, his pants, crouch, ignition, all in one. At this time, my phone rang, I head down to a subconscious ... I buried the last cigarette instantly into the pit on that camel feces on the inside .... At that time I saw no one around, put it in to pick up cigarette from the feces, but fortunately, only a mini submerge in the front going to the toilet, put the section Qiadiao enough. So I took out his phone, I saw a male, just speak to him anew. Then ... I subconsciously put the cigarette in his jaws Diao is tainted with feces ... ... ... the moment that a battle to stand up ... spit ... ... mouth ... then rushed to pat that did not obliterate ... petrochemical

9. there are times, one of the guys birthday, some friends invited us to his uncle in a small cafeteria for banquet, the atmosphere is good, nectar a lot of malt, I think the urgency to ascertain the toilet, but to detect a surround, no base a small shop with toilet, so he asked the man. man said, a small shop, toilets built appearance the shop, you go down to the right to go on and I said, as he fled past, but I did not see the toilet, only saw a house alike to a small storage, I tried to push under the door, the door is closed and I ran back to find him, said, That man is drunk, it says loudly, warehouses, more than 10 meters away from the storage, when I come to a run, rushed in front of me, waitress Tizhuokuzai hurrahing teeth?
children: X rain
Moderator: rain pinched called for the shrimp?
children: with me that day, under the snow
Moderator: That is not called sleet mold as the shrimp?
children: Do you gentlemen of children called home snow ah? !
Moderator: ... ...

11. There are two junior high school buddies, one day finish off the game late, three to go home, no one direction, and I walk in front of one of talk while walking just record, chatting chatting suddenly feel less personal, and looked back, misty the lights on the road, in a single peep in the past, a person does not, we back all chilly and had to bite the bullet and back go a few steps only hear a faint moan, Mother looking to go, we had followed the man out of the drainage wells, BH is that we call his name, he no longer should be, in mandate to identify someone, followed at my classmates even discard a piece of broken brick inside, and heard the screeches, we confirm that he's ... ...

12. colleagues very deep Q: You say exotic eleven several days off ah?
13. saying,
I have a petticoat companion,
named Li Rui,
have a male colleague,
named Li Ruisheng ...

14. winter time with the students to dine peppery pot, eating out of my first, so the gang back the students, I off-road conveyances along to a dark glass teeth, and then rub lip balm ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Cawan achievement cilia, coil down the window, the gang in the car to see me, a super-macho face from my past that: juvenile girl, according to no end ? we drove up!

15. just at university, because we are chaotic places where so few friends on a apartment on to the mall to buy knives, Ye Hao self-defense on the dormitory, After buying back the time pass by a bank to go, people are magnetic up on work is to carry an armored car money boxes, we do not let people wondering guards misinterpreting, let a buddy sword estate of clothes, and The results of the guards went to the gun when the guy next to a nervous sword actually off the floor, when the clatter, the term civilization,Lacoste Tennis Trainers, even now forget the guards look at our eyes, and even now the first time was a pistol. Then we knives but do not dare pick on quietly away. . .

16. high school physics teacher in the level about friction power: We are off when winter sweater. Cha Cha sweater will ring. There is speedy. But not this summer. Why?
behind the boys: Because summer do not wear sweaters.

17. There are times my friend was drunk, according to terms of culture, said he was in the toilet, phone-like right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the good is not good? recent prison control is tight it? for the early out ah ...
18. Today saw an article in a bbs, so 2 of them, stand up, advise the MM not by family, I had to cook cooking, gush the fuel pan after,Womens Lacoste Trainers, I listened the bedroom call rang, back to the bedroom holding a compartment phone, talking on the phone Wangchu Fang to work to the pantry opened to see oil everywhere splash flowers, I threw the pot of excitement to phone

20. Hangzhou, some public transportation here is relatively high, so are the costumes of the glass that read: crack the glass crisis .
these days the temperature rose, the car is also more heat, more folk have cars. The maximum depressing is that not German who does not know the fellow in the car put a silent monster smelly fart. . . Later, it was crack the glass. . .

21. One night, my parents came back to melodrama mahjong, they entered the house when I woke up, merely still very muddled.
suddenly my feet cramp (estimated long high), and then jumped up from the bed. Awareness was very ambiguous, just
take two steps,New Lacoste Trainers High Top, the cramps feel inhibited.
result I took two steps, that does not survive, the splash would bend in front of my dad, my dad horrified the daylights.
knees did not feel cramps after consciousness, and then voicelessly stood up against over the body back to the room and went to nap.
whole process is not a word, my father was estimated to have been petrified.
22. memorize that time and my parents to go swimming, when he first entered the door I saw a pattern of a community of young people live, shaving a We adapt to the temperature of the water so when my brother watch the wade to and from the water stop swaggering, tenrai thing occurred. . . Well on his nape a good thick Daikin thick drifting on the water fetter. . . . .

23.2009 on July 22, I see a man on a BBS, said: One last look at CCTV procedure, what name do not remember, to remember the starting of a journalist at the station asked people: ....
reporters: In the debut of my one-man show, I placarded several girls changing raiment in the background - so I had high little brother. That scene is Me dressing a few chips of napkin. Ever since, all the spectators have seen: Christ was crucified when shamefully hard.

26. punch on the bus are generally to grab a car,Lacoste Swerve Keyline Trainers, but no money, cars came, anxious ..
themselves beneath natural motorcar on the same line up forward with others, to punch the time .. she was the school's student ID to get the machine
shaking .. mouth a bit to the one in Mandarin, start-up .... no one wants to say .....

27. Sesame very, very priceless in Korea, there is a club with friends each ten pounds of sesame seeds to China are back.
inquired him why not take some, he said, with extra than a calculate of smuggling ....

28. junior high school homeroom preceptor favor electing your nostril. a study lobby, the educator came to discern us have a nice homework , toured the lap sitting afterward to me behind became interested in doing the job, when stretched out to watch him do the first problem, while no forgetting hand dig a good nose. just listen to feces actually fell afterward to him on this job! pedagogue should be very entangled when I do not understand what to mention standing there, then thunder thing happened: I saw my neighbor slowly looked up to see the teacher said something: Xiezhu Long Well!

29. examination on microcomputer, the first in the pro forma districts, via a colossal glass gate into the test zone. After I achieved, touch the door a long time, is not touch the glass, next to the teacher kindly prompted me: