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porridge last night, suddenly rounded dorm roommate said: Not Well, House leadership, led the search appliance does dormitory violations have been next door, the pot how to do ah? desperate and I am directly the pot behind the blanket. And the other teachers came, he said: ah, Xiaolei (I) I trust have, do not see your cabinets out. I thought to myself lucky, the teacher then went on to say: just look at your electric blanket on the line with the useless. I was a demerit of the results. T_T-
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After a while I could not bear it, suck a little mouth to mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, and then she took Over the past took a gulp, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. So soon, soy milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held on to the shoulder of the cup again, I suck a bit to go step by step, the results, because there is not much, I've got the time issued a A fierce little beauty back, and I was petrified, and my mouth was his mouth, her straw, stiff where, at that awkward ah. MB, the idea of jumping everything. Little Miss said: -
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up the second leg of a small beauty, behind with a man. See if they should not know the look. Did not speak at all in several stations. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80. Basically a head taller than her. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because especially crowded, little beauty in the middle, do not grasp handrails may be afraid to squeeze spilled milk, soy milk into paper cups mounted high to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I did not have early morning, the smell is hungry can not stand the taste of soy milk. Her drink, then the whole nation about the shoulder slowly. Straw is just not far away from my mouth, at best, 3CM so. -
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19. the school gate with two fruit stand, a girl in the A share buy bananas, when the stop Yong Shounie pick bananas, is estimated to see familiar unfamiliar. Then the hawker stalls XE B said: students, to buy my side, my side of the banana hard. . . . -
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boss asked me today to delete all Internet cafes in the CS, I'm busy all night. As for why CS to delete it? In fact, the cause is this. Today, the Public Security Bureau on snap inspections have been over before the wind for a few days I have been a scavenger, the age of 18 all out of any biological cafes. So far looking at the police uncles came, my boss and I have no tension. Unfortunately, however, is. When the police have just set foot in his uncle's door of the cafe, cafes in the gang are playing CS just cried out in excitement: I admit, that moment, not only the police face green uncles boss and my face, but also terribly green. -
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paul smith laptop bags, three children were born Bojia Tang brother, called Chan Koon North. Reliable, family sinister it!-San This is detrimental to me. But I just read the It can not tell the little cousin. -
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