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1. Jay JJ fracture -------- Nunchaku
2. bite goose (following the

3. differential four hundred points on the North!
4. Pathetique A man said:
Male B tearfully said:
5.2004 QQ on the world's most capable and vigorous Chinese curse:
A: USB! (Translation: U = YOU; **= silly * B, so the USB = you are stupid * B!)
B: USB2.0! (Translation: 2.0 = 2 = two = too (sound the same), so USB2.0 = you silly * B, too!)
6. notifications: Good news, good news! In canteen at noon today students will have the honor to the school in the pm to receive free hospital X-ray medical examination, this activity only this day, the date is invalid! (Look at myself, but for free Oh !:))。
(written under the small print: Due to the work canteen Master Liu negligence, carelessly lost when cooking a small shovel, just spoon four rags a) (C_chairman)
7. my home mattress can sing! ! ! *^_^*

8. This is not forty-six the world, more people test, and will have a forty-six; do not mind hanging branches, linked to many people, and will have a hanging branches; It is like the Three Gorges University, China Three Gorges University, this is not to dawdle too many people, and will have the Three Gorges University, we are now!
9. corridors, a PPMM face came up to me:
10. University of
First: What? High number of test tomorrow? ?
extra fine: What? Next class to test the high number? ?
cents, etc.: What? Just consider the high number? ?
Buddha, etc.: What? We learn too few? ?
Little Fairy, etc.: What? High number is
the language of which country? Requirements must Guo Siji it? ?
11. In class, I asked the teacher
A dults video (color * Love Film)
P rostitute (prostitute * a)
A ss (ass)
N europathy (neuropathy)
E vil (sin)
S camp (rogue)
E xcrement (stool)
12. Kongzi Dong Yu, the two children will be at the event!
13. Would you like a perfect girl together? - If you think that fat is a beauty. (C_chairman)
14. a pair of lovers to learn English together in study hall room, and suddenly the girl to fart, but I'm sorry, so Jizhongshengzhi asked the boy: Girl imitating: The girl asked: a).
15. Taiwan will not recover, I day, but four English! ! !
16. early morning sun shining on the golden land. University of bed,pourpre ghd, put on pants, said to me:
17. If Archimedes said: twist or two, 'leverage' immediately like a ... ...
18. night, the campus made the two bachelor crazy ... sitting on a bench ...
A: What is the use of marriage and women? B: there is a Birds!
A: Why do men divorce? B: do not want to do that!
19. mother said:
20. Looking back, hard as iron, three times a night without rest; Now, the soft mud, one had to Yong Shounie March.
21.MM returned to the bedroom lying on the pillow will be crying, the sisters came up to ask anything for quickly seeing. She said just now, and GG Sisters, after listening to you made me a phrase to comfort her ... ... guessed MM turned his head and eyes glowing red touch cried angrily said: ~ ~)

22. old professor Yishuai textbooks to the podium, facing the girls below growled: incompetent to do so?! I give you so much, do you accept the ?!!!

23. turn off the lights, the male dormitory collective shouting
Then, the male dormitory group chanted
Finally, male students shouted a collective

24. Male sigh: Since ancient times, Chinese laborers without Kinds,official ghd, fallen woman in rows, how with Chinese laborers Pan Anzai, with only biscuits Wu Dalang.
Female Fury: Who says Chinese workers without Mei Niang, my daughter is the Queen Girls, big ass leather slip tender and sentimental strong ######ual desire!
Yan Bi, the number of men and froth at the mouth up, splash lying on the ground twitching in the ... ...
25. It is said to be a famous scientist dead to heaven. One day, they began to hide and seek idle boredom, agreed: Cat found hiding who, if able to call out his name, even if the win. Einstein's turn to do the cat, and he played a few numbers and found Newton standing in front of him a very self assertive 1 m × 1 m of floor tiles, dragged pulled at him, Einstein quickly shouted: I found you! Einstein is very depressed, when Newton said:
26. I: The recent interest in learning nothing.
Friends: estimate you want to learn '###### drive' the.
me: down ~ all dinosaurs, how can the interest in ######? Class has a woman, fierce! Super back killer! Viewed from the rear body good, shawls hair, there is a feeling; from the side, a little bit disappointed; the positive side, by! 1 year old to I have to eat rice soup vomit out, her face like a baked potato, and you fell hard to the ground to powder, and then step up his legs severely, and then point sesame seeds sprinkled on top ... ...
friends: if not more,mercurial talaria v fg, right? Turn out the light are the same, ah ~ ~ ~
me: Let me tell you, absolutely impossible! Because the lights are turned off before you have to look like she's scared to death! ! !
Friends: turn off the lights before the sunglasses, turn off the lights and then off to Well ~ ~ ~
(giant cold to the ~ ~ ~)
me: a real dinosaur - turn out the light is luminous! ! !
27.i love three things: the sun, the moon and you;
the sun for the day;
the moon for the night;
and you for ever.
28. One day, I dreamed I was in the test, the results looked really wake up in the exam ... ... (I'm back ~ ~ ~)
29. on the single sister, I always strive for; for a married woman, I never give up;
for more than thirteen years old girl, my attention to explore; of less than thirteen, and have a strategic vision;
for boys & girls, for many nights to the situation; the dinosaurs, trying to do the first;
for the Spice Girls, to knock her; for Xiaojiabiyu, to train