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Reprinted from 292979985 at 21:40 on October 7th, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 1. I think back, I feel even really sturdy.
like a boys basketball he accidentally hit me on the lower abdomen pain ...
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help me to the hospital and then in the way, go to the bathroom on the wound and stab his own M broken ... almost fainted
pain and then to the hospital, said M broke ...
Then he said I would do you charge ...
then we have been together ...
Then we got married ...
and then I told him ...
then ...
day the way he said he had been ruined in the prayer of my M it ...
2. with her boyfriend two separated, meet every difficulty, this time you see him four days off, but also prepared a 10 tt??
today's final day, left 3 a tt,
I said, lost? Waste it, and today it all used,
boyfriend looked at me a look of dismay: a set of three lines that do??
I :??????
3. Two days child to a man complained to me that he went to her house ** GF, she GF taking a bath, he was in the living room and so, suddenly, his future wife's mother bursts in
\to the \, called Guanxiong, one her father took her to the company, meet colleagues, said this is for my daughter Guanxiong, who laughed his uncle, while the back side of the hammer, said her father, had a daughter ah, ha ha Haha, I always thought Guanxiong is a man, ah ha ha ... very unhappy at my table and asked her father, this man ah. Her father said Well, this is what I always tell you the cloves ...
5. One morning, everyone stumbled when the youngest of the bed can still be seen there is a blue unidentified object in the struggle, the three minutes later, an unknown object out of a third child's head: \evil ~, one day while I laugh when I use his cell phone to record his voice down, and set ringtones, but it finally recording the whole class to do with my ringtone, he learned of a very angry, so movement of the class teacher complain, teacher Finally, we Xiejian Tao fine book, write an apology letter,
paul smith shoes sale, and then get rid of it and then remove the ring, then on, students who are very proud of.
One day soon, the head teacher of the class when the teacher up to half of the cell phone rang, only to hear the phone ringing came waves of sinister smile: wow ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ actually ringing the class teacher is my recording, He then turned to look at the same table within the cattle ,.... already sounded ..........
7. ���� take the bus to see about a three-year-old boy and a girl . the little boy with the little girl said: I think the little girl in the world are Red Wolf to the U.S. Yang Yang you ....
8. a Kindergarten math test got 100 points.
so mother blew hard in the mahjong friends, he just came back from school. Friends asked
Thus, a Ma: XX, a few duck legs?
my nephew said: 2 legs.
Friends of the Ma asked: That raised a few duck legs 5 years?
my nephew a few a little finger, said: 10 legs .............
9. high school, I'm fat, in love with a fellow students, know. One time chatting he suddenly said: \are thin, and I can take the time to pick a A ~ \Q. What are the requirements of the
to ask a person how to pay
A: daily fee
B: pay-per-good
C: I think the quality of charges by
D:, or by transmission charges, it ...
11. When the University, Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Hotel has a revolving restaurant, we are longing for it.
Six months later, finally one day the three of us wound, collected two thousand, one ran back to luxury.
then, a revolving restaurant waiter giant said warmly, eat up, self-help hot pot, 28 a.
12. saying that I travel frequently, there is such a train past a station to see the window have to sell preserved egg, and then spent five money to buy two, they bought a small bottle of Double pot, prepare the way West Mi Mi West. Eleven and a half, I flattered out of egg, go to mud, and then ... ... ... MLGB, which is potatoes.
13. A New Year's Eve to see a buddy to keep the state ��brother virgin of the body for 20 years, finally tonight, a bunch of animals ...�� then the whole point of the onlookers asked
��after the break for the 21 person must sign a ��
14. saying we are quite rich math teacher, and once I went to their house to make up classes, home decoration magnificent, European-style kitchen, everything Ah, but this time I found that very classical wine rack , gorgeous them the bottle of soy sauce. . .
15. likes to eat before the M's, and a female friend often go, I eat fast. Are finished, it was still licking her cone. She ate my debit side of the nose shi, shi button nose out of a bomb, the cone fell on her, I want to tell her hand, she thought I wanted to rob her of the cone, the cone eaten fast ...
16. Mountain wood fire CEOs recently, the road to hear the dialogue:
A - \to rape!!!
17. I have a cup, the game my wife told me that he is a man, but a cup that he said he was a back back, the cup is that he said he really liked me, what is the utensils, he said he wanted to see me ...
18. last night to see JJ, and high school super love him, and excited to sleep at midnight to update the status of the school: ah���� ah, JJ, I love you ~ ~
boys woke up this morning received a message: Get out your internal state changed that, silly girl!!!
I really did not mean that yours is XE to help the guy
19. today in the area saw a dog had just given birth to the baby and felt sad, her than I do most of the ���������� 20. A few days ago
and Little Sisters outing
have 2 boys are not familiar with the
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which one of his little finger amputated half
He said
childhood fun, with a factory press the results of rolling a small finger nail
rolled to half
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my little sister a look of worship
then
unthinking to say:
what do you pick your nose?
pick your nose ... ...
... ...
21. I am a hotel reception, and sometimes to help look Desk to answer the phone.
Today I received an unforgettable phone. At the time,! serious and kindly picked it up and I: Hello, may I ask your name? What can help you?
\? \ask: What can you hear me?
over the phone was silent for a quite a while, then a definite answer: you can hear, My name is Wei. \teachers, they are weekly nursery care, and is home once a week, so every other Friday, students will be very excited to pick the parents, usually in the morning classes began and so the door to see who's parents came to a large call: XXX, your dad (or mom) to pick you up!! then take the child will be the envy of everyone's attention was picked up.
that Friday, I pick up along with my brother my mother work, could reach the door to hear the kids shouting: Teacher Teacher, hurry up, your parents come to pick you home!!
I told my brother face black line??? ?????
23. today ... the amount should be the last, and finally understanding more than a month girlfriend kiss, kiss from a crooked hair ...
24. ���� Mother's Day, I think of my wife room Friends of the embarrassing stories to tell, or read, this person had to evolve into the ultimate royal sister, Mother Day, Royal sister's mother raised a bucket ready to wash clothes, riding she said Tuesday: Mom, today is Mother's Day, you Do not go to the laundry, happy holidays! After hearing her mother deeply moved, said: Today you help me wash? Yu sister calm and said: No, keep the wash tomorrow.
25. remember that time there was an ad: frequent urination, urinary urgency endless, please use the forefront of health, this sister to remember, and then eat a whole month in the forefront of health... cups, she was embarrassed to get this done we will talk about the topic of lying, The results all at a loss to say: not much to complain ah
26. brother lived on the second floor, a stick of time before hanging clothes on the balcony, a junior high school students to wear school uniforms look like boys playing downstairs carrying a bag before, walking hum : I love the people, not my wife, she is every inch the following ...
another loud voice in the slightly sad!
27. hostel a buddy bought a new T-shirt, behind a line of letters ICISBOY A few days ago another guy in class and study his girlfriend sitting behind the line of its meaning from the mother. this man should be so understood, said, \I should be cao, I nb, oh yeah !\to the formation of my face the whole way you like it. \\I like you before. \br> It is said that police ah.. fire to anything..
do a very urgent situation...
ah, what school leaders have rushed to the scene...
, but...
the truth is...
middle of the night running on the roof of a woman sing...
but sing too knock chen was...
with wailing like...
misuse of residential buildings across the thought to jump to call the police...
= =!
30. colleague A: U disk that you, was I lost, how do ah..
colleague B: Well, then worthless stuff.
colleague A: Oh, your heart really broad, like the sea..
colleague B: P ah sea, a maximum of like a toilet, feces inclusive point something.
31. have a classmate called Zheng Changchuan, especially children handsome guy, a pair of shoes to the mall one day, pointing to a pair of shoes that the more extreme, \\\Lakers Jazz game characters live, the name of one of the audience, \\Qian
36. This is my high school (female) to do,
school girl, How-how this woman saying, very likeable, First love boys and many of them give her a daring delivery note
M: I love you �� �� (school basically say love you, love you, bud ah)
woman is completely rejected: I do not love you compare men and despair
, jealous from: that you love who is the �� �� you?
Girl: I love nature
Male :-_-#
Nature Nature Nature
...
37. Long time no see buddy yesterday with a child to drink, I asked about his marriage, he said: \\My father too strong \step, a step of civilization! asked him why he wrote the answer was: I guess we'll never see the teacher may be the sign, wrote to her to see! (language teacher, woman) Oh!
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