Passage of mature joke 4 test

First, the multiple alternative
1, D
text: a prostitute charges, floor 10, the bed 50. 50 dollars to a man, woman surprise: the foreman you truly have savor! Man frowned: taste ass, above the ground 5 times!
2, C
text:
beautiful young female teachers of mathematics questions Peter carelessly.
female teacher: : thought. do you think which one is already marital? , who is with a marrying ring. but I like your minds. shit! ! !
Analysis: This is a gay sperm penniless and desperate lines.
4, B.
analysis: the lines is the ROOM!!! This is an A film actress.
5, A
text: daytime, women's prisons was very noisy, so the governor said: rumpus Shiyao noisy, cucumber slices at midday morrow will latch!
Analysis: cucumber slices naturally can not do after the use of masturbation.
6, B
reference to the text: a mm told me today that they have a male special class within, not to speak with the woman, see the woman to redden,GHD Green Straighteners, she thinks this is very bad. I countered,GHD Straighteners, she said: Well this is not genuine men? Which, for we have a boys high school classes, to see the woman cornered sallow!
Analysis: pale is the blood concentration to the lower body, so the boys are not seasoned wind and rain, and thus the most pure. Red face in the text are also not the maximum pure.
7, B
Text: a human addicted to gambling. Suburban day to gamble, leaving only 180 to dollars, you can take a cab back to 200. He wanted to give thought to Columbia to speak about the hereafter, it may even out. Results truck to Chengdu, the brother he said: I am sorry ha, good luck today, got left more than 180, your point of feud, sorry ha. That the brother is not the result down to educate. He scolded the meal, and said hard to hear. He owed people money, not a good attack. Day things would be so over.
It took distinct two or three months, he went to gamble, the results of agreeable fortune and won several thousand. Time to go back to Chengdu or, a row of parked outdoor the ############ lease, there may be a 20 just about. He went out to see the last one is that the brother scolded him.
So he did ... ... you indeed can not think of a thing.
He first went to the first car,
him: How many to Chengdu?
Big Brother: 200 (this namely via amount)
him: do not you go 300 Nan?
Columbia: Go on, do not go Oh, 300 Lang months.
him: you have to brake at the halfway kick oh.
Columbia: Gansha sub-Well?
him: you have to lick my ass.
Columbia:! #%% ... Tnn ... -** j
scolded him a meal. He left, then to 2, the 2 conveyances, the same comments earlier dialogue. The results are the same. . . . More than a dozen cars in front of all this to say, the last to criticize a brother of his car when,
he asked: 300 yuan in Chengdu do not you go?
Columbia: To Caesar, Caesar must go.
him: that I have a request, you go to all the cars before. Who's brother says: 300 dollars, I will go! And more than happy to look Oh!
Columbia: This simple three.
Then he went to the front to salute all of Columbia:
300 yuan, Chengdu, I will go!
8,GHD IV Black Straighteners, A
text:
Americans, the Japanese balloon ride adventure to Africa to play. Half-way balloon anguish, they landed in Africa, cannibal tribes, regional folk have been arrested.
chiefs asking them to come in ten minutes to find a fruit, alternatively now become edible. So the Americans and Japanese have had to begin. Americans, base a peach
back, kings are satisfied, let the Americans into the hands of the peach ass, and then came alive again in him. Americans are a quite tough war when the ache suddenly could not assist but smile, laugh out tears, because - he saw the Japanese came back holding a coconut!
9, A
text:
day biological experiments, we scrutinize their spoken mucosa compartments, and recorded with a microscope to see ... ... While we are always joyed to inspect the study, a yell ... ...
ah ~~~~~~~~
was originally issued by a pretty acolyte professor of ... ...
Shiyao entities that occurred, then ran across the term, carefully read her microscope, he told her : Nobel biology award have to go to him.
11, C
text:
after a ship occurrence, a female passenger and 10 passenger drift to a desert island.
month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month is too disgusting.
month after, they judged to bury her because they meditation it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to excavate her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, God brought the woman to life, because he felt that what happened a few months so disgusting.
Analysis: feminine passenger nausea for 1 month, male passengers sick for 2 months, 4 months God disgusting.
12, C
text:
an old nun one day she took a bowl of urine nuns called the Little Mountain to triumph the laboratory to the physician ... ...
deliberately walked into a small nun It knocked over a bowl of urine to. So she began to call alarm of creature scolded. A woman passing by saw the mini nun is called Do not cry. The little nun said she accidentally knocked over the old nun was then the urine to the terror of creature scolded. Never idea the woman said, she called the Little nun took her urine go to a doctor.
over a week, the age nun received the studio report. Laboratory report, said she was productive. Old nun uttered a cry: supper.
One day, her husband came home and saw his wife fleeing ########## in the chamber, her husband asked his wife: What are you doing? Wife replied: I'm helping you hot dinner.
Another day, her husband arrived family tired to complete classes, and was surprised to find his wife ##########, but this time lying in mattress, her husband asked if the: You're doing?
wife said feebly: I am eating your dinner.
14, C
text:
a pair of brothers alive together, brother Qulelaopo, the younger brother still live there.
day night, my brother said to his wife: I have a Wushan
So the two up to clouds and rain! Younger brother to attend to, and sometimes lusts high, I grabbed a blanket to the door, Soon after the wife achieved washing out Fhardly everme, that younger brother, he was shocked, turned to drag her husband out to see. Brother said: :
too slothful to go out with a chap feeding, in their bedroom cook to cook porridge. A time when hot, the men dress a small jeans, Rehan trickling wet waiting for porridge open. After a meantime rolled porridge,GHD Blue Straighteners, boiling flutter over the ground, the man attempting to sail Gourmet Kitchen, when I suddenly knocked on the door of the sound. The man thought long through the annoy from floor, afraid,GHD Benefit Straighteners, and immediately interlocked with the porridge pot to conceal.
open the door, the elemental is the man's girlfriend came to visit. Looked at his boyfriend disheveled, scared look, covered with perspiration, while the ground is a hunk of a team of white pulp slurry and female students said with tears: point, so this is not good ... ... (Can not read the OGC is Shiyao I reiterate.)
Two composition questions.
1, refer to the answer: touch - A - Aunt - - the wag.
2, refer to the answer:
A half you terrified of me with hair hanging approximately his waist old keel of a yam
B, itching and fluid through silt
3, refer to the answer: arbitrary, where patients without discourse. Therefore, the best yoga, track five times.
4, refer to the answer:
cucumber than men, a good place:
01. The mean length of cucumber 13.5cm
02. cucumber put a lot of days are not soft
03. cucumber do not care about their Size
04. cucumber does not care than it earns you extra
05. cucumber always kept 6, preferably than half quondam six
06. elect cucumbers in the vegetable market You can accessible look ナ eh soft hard
07. Youji cucumber will not tug
08. Today is the cucumber does not care about the 1st days of the month
09. You do not have small Cucumber tell you I'm apologetic
10. with a small cucumber is not absence for pharmacy
11. while you're starving you can eat it
12. cucumber will not ask,GHD Purple Gift Set,
13. No material how old you can detect fresh cucumber
14. do not like cucumber than the size of
15. cucumber connate with particles
16. with their own small cucumber Size elated to replace
17. cucumber will not suddenly chance smaller in a pinch
18. bite down hard cucumber not phoned pain
19. cucumber to eat can likewise play
20. cucumber does not give birth to men than cucumber cucumber
good place:
01. basically is the cold cucumber ... the man is 36 degrees -37 degrees. peppery Oh ....
02. to alteration hands with a long cucumber ... and a man is auto ...
03. cucumber no hands. .... only a single point of bombard for men can be 3-pronged.
04 . enthusiasm cucumber too .. and men will be tear off 40 annuals engagement ...
05. cucumber can not accompany you to partake in Alumni Association. And men can ....
06. at your coming It can help you buy tampons a few days .... man .....
07. ... when your hungry man can help you buy your luncheon and can choose trays .... ..
08. ... complete after agreeable man will prop you .... do not worry there will soon be rinsed ....
09. you temporarily need. You can call a man ...... do not worry about discovery the evening market.
10. men can be with you .. Q4 anxiety about bad climate. influence productivity and growth ..
11. ..... if you can, then to Nana Let your child a dozen students ......
12. ... male, when things duplex audio and video. The merely 1 to pay a cucumber face motes ...
13. You do not attention almost men ....... because of the size of cucumbers have the capabilities than men ......
14. men will not let you impair self-lubricating and cucumber to Cayou .... ..... ......
15. man today can be particles can also be a spiral. You can also have radiant .........
16. cucumber ambition be fine grinding for a long time ... .. And do not worry man ...........
17. ..... cucumber softened to buy. and buy a pound. can not equitable buy one .... .
18. cucumbers are soft. want to change .... and the men are soft. tomorrow hard. re-use is no problem ...
19. Basically it is a vegetation man ..... animal ......
20. .... you can say hello to the guy ..... and cucumber muscular cause you will not .......
21. man ...... and your parents can see only in a drawer cucumber .........
22 deep and you can against the man's chest. ... do not worry about the movies you said conductor ..... We Miss prohibition of eating out .. ..
5, refer to the answer: the women and whiskey paradise is customary. Hell's whiskey flask beneath the hole, but perdition no holes under the woman!
6, refer to the answer: Although not too well amplified, but not too bad.
because his beard Better than, than the worst.
7, refer to the answer:
as the nightfall, the girl mentioned that Japanese is: > Japanese officials said he mistakenly thought the Americans into the wrong aperture, but himself right, so the only essay to happen.